Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild

Ashens’ insane fictional search for a piece of fabled electronic tat: the Game Child. Accompanied by fan-favourite Chef Excellence (a human version, not the bloody puppet), together they try to overcome the odds – and all common sense – to lay their hands on the legendary Game Child, an old knock-off handheld video game console. But a shadowy figure, aided by Ashens’ irritating nemesis, wants the game for their own dastardly ends.—Anonymous